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Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Santa Banta sms Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega, Use Iska Matlab Puchunga The post Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? appeared first...

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Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Santa Banta sms Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai. The post Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q...

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Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.

Santa Banta sms Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He The post Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. appeared...

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Santa Xerox Karne K Bad

Funny sms Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai Kya Kar Raha Hai.. Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi Koi Spelling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai… The post Santa Xerox Karne K Bad appeared first on Funny...

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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar

Hindi sms Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_ Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ? The post Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar appeared first on...

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Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi

Santa Banta sms Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha, Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha, Banta: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida. The post Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi...

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Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi

Husband Wife sms Santa:Judg saab, mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki Judge:1bar phir sochle beta, aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE… The post Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ...

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Santa: Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car?

Santa Banta sms Santa: Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car? Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid “T” Santa: Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai, Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai The post Santa: Whats Da Nam Of Ur...

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Santa: Purani Album Dekhte Hua Mummy

Santa Banta sms Santa: Purani Album Dekhte Hua Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy: Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa: To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He The post Santa: Purani Album Dekhte Hua...

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Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?

Santa Banta sms Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai The post Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod...

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Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke

Santa Banta sms Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya.. Banta:Kyon? S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu… The post Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke...

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Santa : Yaar Achha Hua

Santa Banta sms Santa : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Banta : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Santa : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai The post Santa : Yaar Achha Hua appeared...

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Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh

Santa Banta sms Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya Banta Asked Why Are You So Angry? Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To Dikhai Nahi… The post Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh appeared...

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Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?

Doctor sms Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: chasme sath 75kgs. Dr: aur chasme bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi… The post Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi |...

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Santa sTOp Rikshaw & askd:

Santa Banta sms Santa sTOp Rikshaw & askd: DAata k DaRbaar jao ge. Rikshaw DryWor: g Janab Santa: Acha ye shOWper le jao, WApisi per Meray Liay chawal Letay aana . . . . . ;-> The post Santa...

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Santa bar-tender se jaldi ek peg do

Santa Banta sms Santa bar-tender se jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab...

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Once a Santa joins a car driving school..

Santa Banta sms Once a Santa joins a car driving school.. Banta: abe tera driving school kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe? Santa: haan yaar..ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon The...

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Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Santa Banta sms Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter Hai Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte The post Santa Was Kissing...

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Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..!

Santa Banta sms Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..! Banta: Aaj party kis khushi mei?? Santa: Meri scooter kho gayi..! Banta: To,,..!! Santa: Shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha..warna...

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santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?

Santa Banta sms santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai? banta (khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.” Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.” The post santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab...

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Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya

Santa Banta sms Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya SHOPKEPER: Aap shadi shuda hai Santa: is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi ….;-> The post Tufani barish me rat...

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Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti

Santa Banta sms Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’ The post...

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Banta: dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa Banta sms Banta: dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa: Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai The post Banta: dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha...

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Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di..

Santa Banta sms Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di… so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge. The post Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey...

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Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke

Funny sms Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna. Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai The post Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke appeared...

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Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey…

Santa Banta sms Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey… Banta: Kehri film si ? Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si ! The post Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey,...

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Once someone sent sms to Santa

Funny sms Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan The post Once someone sent sms to Santa appeared first on...

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Pappu was writing his father’s

Funny sms Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. The post Pappu was writing his father’s appeared first on...

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Santa & Banta were going with their friend

Santa Banta sms Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai… The post...

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Santa goes to buy a underwear.

Santa Banta sms Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye. The post Santa goes to buy a...

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